Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.
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Coffee Mug
Because they work.
Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's
Bernie Sanders
To the farmacy.
He forgot.
Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.
Elephanta Claus !
Bear claaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwss!!!
In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)
Hubble Bubble
ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human
