Asprin Jokes

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

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Why are asprins white?

Because they work.

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Smooth Jokes More Smooth Jokes

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

A: As many bears as Bear Grylls' grill can bear.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

Why do elephants do well in school ?

Because they have a lot of grey matter !