What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What else can we think about?

Insomnia

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

A: Play ball.

What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party?

Vill i

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

Who lost a herd of elephants ?

Big bo peep !

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232

Vine Jokes More Vine Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

Why were the German tomatoes drunk?

Because they'd been on the vine.

Jane Jokes More Jane Jokes

What's with Jane ?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"