said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"
You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)
They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".
9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.
He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.
In their trunk!
The elephants are using them as tampons
They herd it through the bovine.
Ya herd one, ya herd em all.
Student: "By staying home"
Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.
So the police know what to shoot at during a chase
Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.
Barium.
Because he reached terminal velocity.
Because they'd been on the vine.
Because the pictures were way to shaky......
Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.
To marry Jane
