What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm?

GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:

Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.

What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

Vine Jokes More Vine Jokes

Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

Jane Jokes More Jane Jokes

Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane

What's with Jane ?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"