What's with Jane ?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

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Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

What light through yonder window breaks?

ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.

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Why is Rob Zombie good for the health of Redditors?

They see his AMA and turn off the computer.

What salad is bad for your health?

Seizure salad.

Jane Jokes More Jane Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane