What's with Jane ?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

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What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Answer: Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

What's a nanny's favorite letter?

I don't know, but it's not E.

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Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!

Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

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How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

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Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

What salad is bad for your health?

Seizure salad.

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What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane