What's with Jane ?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

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Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

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Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

How much credibility is there in that whole "you can punch yourself handsome" theory?

Asking for a friend.

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What salad is bad for your health?

Seizure salad.

What's with Jane ?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

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What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"