What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!"

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What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

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What do you call a police officer that shoots black people?

A police officer in America.

When is it ok to snipe police officers?

As Dallast resort.

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What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

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What do you say to someone with a bladder problem?

Urine trouble.

What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!"