What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!"

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How is God just like every other man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

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What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.

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What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!"

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

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What do you say to a guy with kidney stones?

Urine trouble!

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!