What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

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What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

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What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!"

What do you tell someone from Moscow if he's in a hurry?

Q: What do you tell someone from Moscow who is in a hurry? A: Quit Russian. Q: What do you call a Mexican pessimist? A: A Mexican't Q: What do you call a German who is urinating in an alley? A: A you're a peein'. Q: What does an Asian person have if their leg joints are socially awkward? A: Shy knees. Q: What is a Parisian country cover band's favorite song to play? A: "I've got France in low places."