What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

How do you make an Italian deaf?

Tie their hands behind their back.

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

European Jokes More European Jokes

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!