What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you get when you cross an Italian with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla.

What do you call an Italian guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto

European Jokes More European Jokes

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

Why are European cars the lightest?

because there's no Americans sitting in them.

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.