What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

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What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

European.

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!"