What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

European Jokes More European Jokes

What are you if you aren't European?

Eurapoopin. -my daughter

What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate