What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

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What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

What do you call an Italian guy whos afraid of cheese?

Alfredo

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What are you if you aren't European?

Eurapoopin. -my daughter

What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

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What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

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What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.