What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

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What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He .

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

European Jokes More European Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

Why are European cars the lightest?

because there's no Americans sitting in them.

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What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!