How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

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What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

Where do poor Italians live?

A spaghetto.

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

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Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

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What do you call an Italian man without arms?

A mute. Sorry if repost.

How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.