How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

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What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour

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Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

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What did the mute say to the priest?

Nothing

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac