How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call the neighborhood where all the poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

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What do you call an Italian with no hands?

Mute

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.