How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

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Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

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Where is the English Channel ?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

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Where did the English teacher and the student fight?

in the MLA boxing ring

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

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Why do pens get sent to prison ?

To do long sentences !

What's the worlds longest sentence?

I do.