English Teacher Jokes

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

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What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

Where did the English teacher and the student fight?

in the MLA boxing ring

Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

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What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

P.S. Jokes More P.S. Jokes

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

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What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

Burger King didn't cover his whopper.

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What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer?

Litterbox.

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What is something all Hispanic people write in college?

An ese.

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

Anxiety Jokes More Anxiety Jokes

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

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Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.