What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

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Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

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What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

English Teacher Jokes More English Teacher Jokes

Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

Anxiety Jokes More Anxiety Jokes

What's it's for anyway?

Anxiety.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Past Tense Jokes More Past Tense Jokes

What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!