What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

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Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

English Teacher Jokes More English Teacher Jokes

Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

Anxiety Jokes More Anxiety Jokes

What's it's for anyway?

Anxiety.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Past Tense Jokes More Past Tense Jokes

What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!