What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

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What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

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Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A bull-shiht!

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Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

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What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!