What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

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How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

What's the definition of a will?

It's a dead giveaway.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?

An astronaut, you racist.

What do you call one black person on the moon?

A problem. What do you call every black person on the moon *Problem Solved*

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What's a cow's favorite chemical?

molybdenum monoxide MoO

Why do cows moo?

A: Because their horns don't work.

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What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.