What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

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Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

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What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?

Two dogs howling at the moon.

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What Does A Ghost Cow Say?

Moo!

What lives on a farm and says moo?

a bilingual chicken

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What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.