What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

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What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

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What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing

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What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

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What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.