What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

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Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

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Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

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What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

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What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.