What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

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What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon

What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

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What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

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What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.