What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

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What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

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How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

What is the most faithful insect ?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !

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What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

What do you call a clock on the moon?

A: A lunartick.