What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

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Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

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What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

Lunartick Jokes More Lunartick Jokes

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

What do you call a clock on the moon?

A: A lunartick.