What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

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Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

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What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

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What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

What do you call a clock on the moon?

A: A lunartick.