What do you call a clock on the moon?

A: A lunartick.

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Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

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How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

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What do you call a clock on the moon?

A: A lunartick.

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.