Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

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Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang