Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

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Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

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Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.