What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

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How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

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What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

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Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

the coma ward.