What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

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Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

What type of people can you not stand?

People in wheelchairs

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How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish