What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books."

What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

Why you need that?

You already have a wheelchair.

What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you do when you are done with the vegetables?

You put them back in the wheelchair

What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!