Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

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What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

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What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

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What do you do when you are done with the vegetables?

You put them back in the wheelchair

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea