What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)

What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"