What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did one sea say to the other sea?

Nothing, they just waved.

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.