What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

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What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

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What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

putting them back in the wheelchair

What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.