What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

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What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

What do you get if you microwave welsh horse crap?

PooptyPong.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.