What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

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How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

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What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!