What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

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What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.

What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!"

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Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

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Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.