What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

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How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide