Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

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Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

Idk, I was too busy jacking off...

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why can't women ski?

there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

How do you spell women backwards?

Kitchen

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget with Down Syndrome?

you call him a little slow

Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.