Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

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Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode. :D

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets?

The Whittle Business *badum ching*