Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

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Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

Idk, I was too busy jacking off...

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

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What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"

Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

Why don't midgets like barbecues?

because the steaks are too high.