Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

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Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.