Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

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Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave :)

What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

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What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.