Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

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Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Where do fleas go to surf?

A: To the microwave.

What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.