What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

Idk, I was too busy jacking off...

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Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode. :D

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What did terrorist say to my friend Jack?

Hi Jack!

How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

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What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.