What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

Idk, I was too busy jacking off...

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What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave :)

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

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What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

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What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

What's a snowman's favorite drink?

Bartender: idk Me: Brrrr-bon lol Bartender: ... Me: jk snowmen don't drink they aren't real