What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

Idk, I was too busy jacking off...

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What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

What do you get if you microwave welsh horse crap?

PooptyPong.

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What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift "

What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

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Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING