Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode. :D

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What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Why can't you surf on microwaves?

Because they're too small.

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.