Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode. :D

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Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

What is a Hindu?

It lays eggs

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Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.