Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode. :D

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

What do you see when you go to the tiny beach?

Microwaves.