Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode. :D

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Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

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What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.