Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode. :D

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.