What did the egg say when it got turned up?

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Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

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What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

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What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.