What did the egg say when it got turned up?

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Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

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What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

Light

What lights up a soccer stadium?

A soccer match.

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

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