What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

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What do you call an egg that is neither good nor bad?

Mediyolkre.

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

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What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot