Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

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Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

Why are homeless people always laughing?

Because they crack themselves up!

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Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

How many hipsters does it take to...?

Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!