Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What do you call a laughing labradoodle?

A snickerdoodle.

What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

A Yamahahahaha.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!