Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.