Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

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Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo of cocaine fall out of a window.

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Who's there ! Ankara ! Ankara who ?

Ankara went off the cliff !

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"

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What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"

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How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

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What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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What's Helen Keller's favorite mouthwash?

Jergen's lotion.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?

She was a woman.