Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

What is Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy!