How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

Why do rednecks hate math?

Integration.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...