How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

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What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.

What did the redneck say to his ex?

Can we still be cousins?"

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.