How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?

One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep?

Lamb Gogh

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.