What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend?

Reload, take better aim.

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Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.

What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?

You slow down and use lube ( )

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How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

What do two rednecks say to each other after a break up?

Let's go back to being cousins.