What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend?

Reload, take better aim.

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Why did John Lennon get shot?

because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

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What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

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What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.