What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend?

Reload, take better aim.

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What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend?

Reload, take better aim.

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

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When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"

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What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.