What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend?

Reload, take better aim.

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Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

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What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

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How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?

By taste.

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.