What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend?

Reload, take better aim.

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What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?

A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.

What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?

Three black guys about to miss the elevator

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

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What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

Why do rednecks like the doggie position?

That way they can both watch wrestling.