What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend?

Reload, take better aim.

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What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

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What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?

One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.