What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend?

Reload, take better aim.

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What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

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What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!"

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

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What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear