What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend?

Reload, take better aim.

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Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

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What did the redneck say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

Its ok, we can still be cousins."

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.

What did one redneck say to the other?

If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.