What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.

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Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

What's the difference between a redneck, and a SJW?

A redneck's trigger actually does something

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

What do you call a violent Buddhist?

A Zero.