What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.

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Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush?

We would have called it a teeth brush

What do two rednecks say to each other after a break up?

Let's go back to being cousins.

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Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

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What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!