What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.

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How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush?

If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush

Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.

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Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

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How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

What do you call a violent Buddhist?

A Zero.