What do two rednecks say to each other after a break up?

Let's go back to being cousins.

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What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

What does the south call friends with benefits?

Cousins.....

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What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?

One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.