What do two rednecks say to each other after a break up?

Let's go back to being cousins.

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Cousin Jokes More Cousin Jokes

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common?

Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.

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How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.