The Saxons!
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
A poultry-geist.
A school shooting
Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven
A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.