A school shooting
You shoot the guy pushing it.
So the police know what to shoot at during a chase
An Awful-lot.
A poltergeest
In a riverbank :D
An out-of-tuna!
with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.
A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.
They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting