Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

Because she was a litter bug.

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When is it okay to kick a midget in the balls?

When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

How do really crazy people get through the forest?

Via the psycho path.

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

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Which fly captured the ladybird?

The dragon-fly.

Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

Because she was a litter bug.