Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

Because she was a litter bug.

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Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Where would you find more Leifs than in a forest?

Valhalla.

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Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

Because she was a litter bug.

Which fly captured the ladybird?

The dragon-fly.