What do you call an empty field?

The french army at the beginning of a war!

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War Jokes More War Jokes

What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

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What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

Back to school ads

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

French Army Jokes More French Army Jokes

What is the most useful thing in the French Army?

A rearview mirror, so that they can see the war!

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.