What do you call an empty field?

The french army at the beginning of a war!

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Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

Which war was the hungriest?

Viet-nom.

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What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

ence

What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

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When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

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Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

What is the most useful thing in the French Army?

A rearview mirror, so that they can see the war!