What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in

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What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

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What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in

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What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in

What do a gang member and a redneck have in common?

They both know how to throw a good hoe down.