What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in

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Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ?

Ben knocking on this door all morning !

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What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

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What do a gang member and a redneck have in common?

They both know how to throw a good hoe down.

What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in