What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in

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What's a pigs favorite morning tv show ?

Morning Ham

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

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What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

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What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in

What do a gang member and a redneck have in common?

They both know how to throw a good hoe down.