What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in

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What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

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What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

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What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in

What do a gang member and a redneck have in common?

They both know how to throw a good hoe down.