Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

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Hit the Road Jack"

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Bob.

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Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !

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A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

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Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !