Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What reads and lives in an apple ?

A bookworm !

What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!**

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call... ...a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?

Gladiator.

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

Crab Apple Jokes More Crab Apple Jokes

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !