What is Apple's favorite song?

Hit the Road Jack"

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What do black people and apples have in common?

They both look better hanging.

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

How's a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!