What is Apple's favorite song?

Hit the Road Jack"

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What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

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I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.

Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!