Why would 12:00 make the best cop?

Hands up"

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When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand?

Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

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Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?

A lunchador.