Why would 12:00 make the best cop?

Hands up"

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Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?

A lunchador.

Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.