Why would 12:00 make the best cop?

Hands up"

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What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

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Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

Why would 12:00 make the best cop?

Hands up"