What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand?

Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

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Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

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What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.