What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand?

Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

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Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

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What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.