Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why not man?

I really am a FunGi."

What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

Iron Jokes More Iron Jokes

Why did the blonde burn her ear?

The phone rang while she was ironing!

What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.