They get a hole in one!
At the army surplice store.
Homardware.
First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!
The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.
One holds photos The other holds five
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)