Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

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Why did Harry Potter buy so many golden snitches?

Because they were only a quideach

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

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What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

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What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

How do you spell socks in Spanish?

Eso si que es.