Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

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What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

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What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

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Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.