Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

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What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

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What did Courtney Love say before she shot Kurt?

Hole is gonna be huge."

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

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What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.