Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

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Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

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Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

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What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

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Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one