Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one. "

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What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

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Why is mustard good to have in case of an emergency?

It's always prepared.

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Extra Pair Jokes More Extra Pair Jokes

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one