Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

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Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

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Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ?

He had a hole in one.

What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Extra Pair Jokes More Extra Pair Jokes

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.