Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

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Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

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Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha