Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

Party Pooper Jokes More Party Pooper Jokes

What do you call a group of people who share bathroom facilities?

A: party poopers

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!