Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

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What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

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Why is Kfc always out of toilet paper?

Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !

Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

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What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus?

Parkincense.

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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What do you call a group of people who share bathroom facilities?

A: party poopers

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!