Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

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What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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Bidet, mate.

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Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

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What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

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Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

What do you call a group of people who share bathroom facilities?

A: party poopers