Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

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What do elephants do in the evenings ?

Watch elevision !

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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How do you throw a party in Nigeria?

You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling

What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

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What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

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What do you call a group of people who share bathroom facilities?

A: party poopers

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!