Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

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What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

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Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

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they planet.

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You don't have to bring the flowers.

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Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

What do you call a group of people who share bathroom facilities?

A: party poopers