Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

A tusky!

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."

Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

Party Pooper Jokes More Party Pooper Jokes

What do you call a group of people who share bathroom facilities?

A: party poopers

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!