Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why are elephants gray?

A: So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

How to elephants talk to each other ?

By 'elephone !

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Why is Kfc always out of toilet paper?

Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

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What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

Party Pooper Jokes More Party Pooper Jokes

What do you call a group of people who share bathroom facilities?

A: party poopers

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!