Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.

How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

Why do you take toilet paper to the twilight zone?

DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

Party Pooper Jokes More Party Pooper Jokes

What do you call a group of people who share bathroom facilities?

A: party poopers

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!