Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
A snailor.
Because the land does not wave back.
Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.
So they know where to stop shaving.
Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.
Both of them.
1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess
A puppy nailed to 7 trees.
It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
