How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!"

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

How many SCPs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

What do you call a puppy with autism?

aww-tistic

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!