What does a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

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Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

Why was the kettle angry at the pot?

For making false acc sations.

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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.