Because it wasn't ceiling.
He was trying to hold the door
My Zipper
Depends on how hard you can throw them.
Damn!
Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.
Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.
You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!