Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!