Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What did one octopus say to the other octopus?

Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red?

It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.

What should you do if your walls get cold?

Put on another coat.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.