Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why did Mr humpty dumpy push Mrs humpty dumpy off the wall?

So he could see her crack....

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.