Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

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Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you can throw them.

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

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How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!