Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

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How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

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How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

Who's there ! Craig ! Craig who ?

Craig in the wall !

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Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling