Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

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What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother

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How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

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Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife