Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

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How would you rate an average upholstery job upon completion?

Eh. Sew-sew.

What do you call an angry, seafaring mathematician?

rate!!!

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Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

What's one good thing about Switzerland?

Well I guess the flag's a big plus

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What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3