Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

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Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

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Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

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What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.