What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !