Cancer.
Consuelo! My mother told me this one
To stop getting confused as feminists
Zoolander
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
Because Oct31 = Dec25
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.