What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

What has four legs and several fins?

A: A happy bear!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer

Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

What is the cow's holiday greeting?

Mooooory Christmas!