What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What is the difference between cancer and a Brazilian?

Cancer evolves, a Brazilian doesn't.

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What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas?

All I want for christmas is yeux"