Who's there ! Anatole ! Anatole who ?

Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !

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Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What do you call a Messiah that enjoys pain?

A masochrist.

What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?

One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!