What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

A: Because she might Let it Go

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Paramedic Jokes More Paramedic Jokes

How did the paramedics know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders in the glove box

What do you call two healthcare professionals hanging out?

A paramedics.

Recommend Jokes More Recommend Jokes

Why do dentists recommend jpeg?

It is a flossy compression method.

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"