Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level