Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

How long does 8 sleep for?

Forever.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship."

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment