Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

What's a room full of saurkraut?

Over-krauted.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.