Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do light and hard have in common?

You can sleep with a light on.

What fun drink can put your kid to sleep?

Bleach

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.