Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

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Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

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How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him ?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible

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What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

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Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.