What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

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What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

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What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

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Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

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What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

What is a perfect society formed by a Asian called?

A Yutopia