What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

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What does a witch take when she can't poop?

Hexlax

What's brown and rhymes with poop?

Snoop Dogg

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How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

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What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

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Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math?

They have trouble forming solutions.

What form of humor do Dentists find most offensive?

Plaqueface