What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What does a witch take when she can't poop?

Hexlax

What do you call a sarcastic man who steps in poop?

Feces-tious

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

Uk Jokes More Uk Jokes

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math?

They have trouble forming solutions.

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"